You have undoubtedly heard the propaganda—apparently, Donald Trump’s in trouble in the polls. Apparently, Trump’s supporters are wracked by regret at having voted for him instead of for the half-wit who replaced the quarter-wit on the Democrat ticket. Apparently, Trump, who is doing absolutely nothing that he didn’t promise to do, has completely undermined his own popularity by doing what he promised to do.
If you believe that, after all that has happened since Donald Trump rode down that escalator almost a decade ago, your fellow American First patriots need to stage an intervention over your addiction to black pills.
It’s all a nonsense narrative. You know the Democrats have an agenda. You know the regime media has an agenda. And you know sissy Republican Fredocons, well, they have one hell of an agenda. The Democrats want power. The regime media wants the Democrats to have power. And the Fredocons want the Democrats to use their power to dominate them because the submission is part of the kink. But this column is not about Senator Jimmy Lankford.
This column is about the opposite – it’s about staying strong in the face of overwhelming pinko propaganda, about never losing hope, and about never deserting our team. Remember that everything our opponents say, everything you are told, and everything they try to make into the narrative is a lie and a scam.
Take the polls, please. According to the same people who have lied to you about literally everything for the last decade, the polls say that Trump’s approval rating is somewhere between 42% and 45%. He won just a fraction under 50% in the national popular vote, which isn’t a thing, but stay with me. So, they’re saying that between 10% and 15% of the people who voted for Donald Trump six months ago are so outraged that Donald Trump did exactly what Donald Trump said he was going to do they regret their vote?
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Think about that. Nothing Trump has done is a surprise, and that includes the tariff stuff. Now, there’s reasonable debate about the tariff stuff, but I doubt the purely notional change to our 401(k) levels over the last four weeks has made a significant number of Trump voters throw up their hands and decide to support the party that wants to keep illegal alien gang-banging wife beaters in America, that believes that genital amputation is the proper treatment for young boys who glance in the direction of a Barbie doll, and that never met a war it didn’t expect you and your kids to go fight.
Statistically, there are some people like that. There are also, statistically, people who think Elvis lives in their garbage disposal and whispers advice to them while they do the dishes. But I don’t think there’s a significant number of them. It’s certainly not between one in ten and one in seven Trump voters. If it was, we’d have probably met one of them by now.
Of course, this assumes that the polls are not total garbage. And why on earth would anyone ever assume that the polls are not total garbage? I got a poll message just the other day: Would I spend a few moments of my precious life span answering their questions? Oh, I got right on it, right after I finished paying off that toll road violation the bot with broken English texted me about and handing over my credit card information to that nice man with an Indian accent who wanted to help me with that Social Security problem he called about even though I don’t get Social Security because I’m not that old.
No, the polls are always wrong. Always. That’s not in question. What’s in question is whether that’s the result of the incompetence common to all our institutions in the last few decades or the result of the leftist orientation of all our institutions in the last few decades. Either way, the polls suck, and they always seem to suck in the same direction, which is to the left.
Then there’s the personal experience test. I don’t know anybody who’s abandoned Trump, and I’m a very popular guy with lots of friends. Not a single one. I have not even heard secondhand about anybody jumping ship. Nor do I believe the randos on Twitter who keep tweeting out about how they met somebody who was a Trump voter and who admitted to them that they now deeply regret having voted for Donald Trump. The only thing missing is the entire coffeehouse standing up and applauding the confession. We get these in the regime media too every, where they’ll find somebody – usually a government worker - who is stunned to find out that Donald Trump is cutting the number of government workers like he promised and who now has second thoughts about supporting him because he’s doing what he said he was going to do. If you want to waste time looking up their voter registration, donation history, and social media feeds, I’m pretty sure you’ll find that these are not hard-core MAGA types. Just like every regime media star illegal alien they start playing the violin over when they get deported, I suspect that if you dig a little deeper, you’ll find there’s a whole backstory, like that they worked for Joe Biden preparing his gruel.
If someone regrets voting for Donald Trump, you have to ask yourself why. Did they expect this fundamental transformation of our society to be easy or quick or painless? I do see some people who are still on the President’s side nevertheless complaining that we’re not going fast enough or that we’re meeting resistance. Stop it! No one‘s ever gone faster than this. It’s not even clear that anyone can go faster than this. Remember, the enemy gets a vote, figuratively and literally. This isn’t blitzkrieg; it’s trench warfare in the Somme. We’re going to take casualties before we come out on top.
What can you do? You can keep supporting the President. You can keep the faith. We’ve had a lot of good days in the last hundred days. We’ve also had some bad ones. And you know what? In the future, we’re going to have good days, and we’re going to have bad ones. What’s important is that we don’t falter. What’s important is that we don’t stop. And what’s important is that when they tell us Trump is losing support, we remember that we’re opposing the party of communism, criminals, and kiddie castration and that we will never stop until we defeat these mutants and make America great again.
Now, take two red pills and call me in the morning.
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