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Doug Emhoff Is Less Masculine Than a Ken Doll

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I have two daughters, seven and, at the end of this week, six. That means that, by law, I had to go see the Barbie movie. It wasn’t terrible, a fact aided by taking the family to a drive-in (I highly recommend you find one near you and go; the nostalgia alone is worth it), and it had its moments where you couldn’t help but laugh. 

The joke, ultimately, was on all of us. While the movie made fun of “toxic masculinity,” which is essentially code for men who don’t tuck their junk back far enough to wear a G-string, the Democratic Party decided to adopt that pinky-out tea sipping, scared of little spiders “men” as the “new masculinity.” 

It is not. 

Without real men, every tire would be flat, top shelves would be empty, and bugs would be everywhere in the house. Also, Democrats would control everything. In other words: it would be hell on earth.

But Democrats want hell on earth. They thrive in it. Just look at any major city they have complete and generational control and you will find the closest thing to hell on earth humans have been able to create. 

So, why try to redefine masculinity? Because there aren’t any Democrats who give the impression that their testicles have ever fully descended. If you can’t make it over the bar, lower the bar. That’s what Democrats do.

Former White House press secretary Jen Psaki, aka Ginger Goebbels thanks to her willingness to propagandize anything, no matter how absurd, interviewed “second gentleman” Doug Emhoff. Honestly, who cares what some douchebag married to a politician has to say? But when the candidate is so worthless and unable to handle even a tongue bath interview from a fan, someone has to be sent out to talk to the media. 

How bad Emhoff is at interviews is a testament to just how absolutely awful Kamala is. How incompetent must Kamala Harris be to send out her husband – who banged his family’s nanny during his first marriage, got her pregnant, then used his fortune to make it all go away – to take her place?

I’m old enough to remember when Democrats considered the boss screwing an employee to be sexual harassment because of the power dynamic. I guess it’s different when it’s one of them. 

Think about it: do you hear many Democrats condemning Diddy? They’re all too busy hoping no one discovers their pictures together. The guest list at a Diddy party is new the Epstein jet manifesto and far too many donors are implicated for anyone to care.

But back to Doug. After knocking up the nanny and making her disappear – honestly, we don’t know if he forced or paid her to have an abortion or he’s got a love child running around out there somewhere – how horrible must Kamala be at interviews if they’re willing to risk someone asking? Not that Ginger Goebbels ever would ask, MSNBC doesn’t employ journalists (by the way, if you’re using Comcast Xfinity for TV or internet, you’re paying her salary. Just saying…).

Still, this nanny-banger and, according to what liberals used to say since consent could not be given when the power dynamic is employer/employee, what they would call the “R” word were it a conservative who’d done it, is not something that “reshaped the perception of masculinity,” Ginger put it.

Seriously, she said that. Why? Not because he used his money and power to make his mistress and child disappear, but because he supports his second wife. If he’d been a real man, he wouldn’t have cheated on the first one. Real men don’t sleep with the nanny. Real men don’t need “masculinity” redefined.

Doug Emhoff is not masculine in any sense of the word. Not because of the effeminate way he talks, but because of the un-manly way he acts. He’s a douche – someone who only admits he’d done wrong when there was no denying that he’d be caught. While men do make mistakes, only admitting you’d made them when you’re completely out of alternatives is now how real men act.

Masculinity is stepping up and taking responsibility for your actions, not calling the abortion clinic to make sure the nanny showed up while fostering the false image of a family man. Looking at his kids, you can see the damage he’s done, which is something real men would never do.