OPINION

No One Is Above the Law…Unless You’re a Democrat

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You can’t say Democrats don’t have a sense of humor. Actually, it’s a little bit different – they’re a joke. While you can’t help but laugh at them, the biggest problem is the joke is on all of us.

Democrats have a revolving repertoire of material they default to – they’re pro-choice (but only on abortion, nothing else), they love the country, yet can’t find anything nice to say about it ever, etc. That they’re able to deliver their lines with a straight face, or sleep at night after doing what they do, is a testament to the power of sociopathy. 

In their adventures in sociopathy, Democrats are in the midst of the “No one is above the law” bumper sticker phase of distorting reality. The party of Clinton (take your pick, it doesn’t matter which one), the party of Biden (again, doesn’t really matter which one), Al Sharpton (body count, anyone?) lecturing anyone about the importance of consequences is deliciously ironic. Tell me again, people with Ted Kennedy tattoos, about the importance of consequences and how people are equal in the eyes of the law.

These are people sitting on soundstages, insisting that the “jury’s decision must be respected,” because “no one is above the law.” The appeals process is for suckers…and Democrats, only.

The party of “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE” that immediately sues over every referendum loss, which is decidedly the opposite of democracy, is now insisting that results, no matter how wrong or incorrect or unconstitutional they are, must be accepted. Why? Because no one is against the law.

If Hunter Biden is convicted of any of his crimes, expect him to dutifully surrender immediately for the imposition of his sentence. Or not. Probably not. 

Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, all Hunter has to do, no matter what any jury decides, is postpone the imposition of any sentence past November 5th. Win or lose, daddy will pardon him for any and everything. Joe has spent his life insulating his kids from the consequences of their actions – you can’t tell me Hunter just decided to give being a degenerate junkie a shot in his 40s. You rise to the level of creep he is through a lifetime of getting away with it – why not one more time for the family’s bagman?

After the election, no matter which way it goes, Joe Biden has absolutely nothing to lose. He will never again face voters, so if you thought he was implementing an unpopular agenda when he still had no more shot of accountability left, wait to you see how unhinged he is with every guardrail removed. Either in a second term (God forbid) or a lame duck period, all the favors he still owes will be settled, the only difference will be the timeframe over which it occurs. 

Needless to say, this is not what democracy looks like and Joe will do everything possible to ensure his friends, family and patrons remain above the law. 

I don’t want to sit here and list the crimes of Democrats – if you consume conservative media you know about the gifts and the grifts of an AOC, or the family members who’ve made a fortune “consulting” on the campaigns of Maxine Waters or Ilhan Omar when their districts are so gerrymandered that the idea that they have to campaign at all is laughable.

More than that, you know the stories of Democrats who came to Washington people of relatively modest means, only to become fabulously wealthy over their tenure by picking stocks with an accuracy only an actual wizard could muster – looking at you, Nancy Pelosi (among many, many others). 

Remember, no one is above the law. I mean, unless you write the laws and you’re a Democrat, then it’s game on. 

But Trump, he should accept the will of the jury, regardless of how laws were created and changed to target just him, or how many precedents were set on fire by the people who screamed about how Donald Trump is a threat to democracy because he upset “norms!” because, well, reasons.

That’s the thing about Democrats, they never have to explain what they’re doing or claiming because they only ever speak to each other. Joe is never questioned about his endless series of lies because there isn’t anyone with a press credential who isn’t firmly on the left who’d ever get in the same zip code as a sit-down interview with the guy. No Democrat will, not anymore. 

So, in essence, Democrats aren’t really above the law as much as they don’t apply it to themselves. They’ve created a separate world for themselves in which the law as we know it does not exist.

 

Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.