I don’t understand how the members of the Texas gentry GOP let those lame Uvalde cops, led by what is reported to be a Beto donor, lie to them and yet have still not unleashed their righteous retribution. Then Senator John Cornyn – or maybe the intern who runs his Twitter account – got ratioed hard for telling us to back off the cops who had to make split-second decisions. The problem was way too many splitable seconds passed before the Border Patrol got tired of toobining and iced that scumbag. Now Cornyn is playing footsie with the enemy, talking about compromising our rights. What the hell? The Texas GOP is getting soft and it needs to tighten the hell up before it gets its Stetson shoved up its Beto-hole.
I am obsessed with the revelation that Swedes and other Nordic people do not routinely offer to feed their guests. The Twitter thread that unleashed this mind-blowing Viking 411 is the highest and best use of the bird service – it teaches you something new and gives you the ability to bitch about it.
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The Problem with Texas Republicans
I’m baffled about why the Texas GOP is composed of so many squishy puffs. Greg Abbott was publicly disrespected by the failed leadership of the Uvalde Uniformed Passive Observer Department when they lied to him and got him enlisted in their cover-up. I would have had the Texas Rangers – the FBI of Texas, except they are not corrupt and incompetent – in that department in about 30 seconds with orders to secure every bit of evidence and to perform a brutal autopsy of the incompetence and cowardice that led to so many deaths.
But no. Instead, John Cornyn, who damn well should know better, comes out with a series of tweets railing at us for pointing out the manifest failures: “The second guessing and finger pointing among state and local law enforcement is destructive, distracting, and unfair. Complex scenarios require split second decisions. Easy to criticize with 20-20 hindsight,” his social media intern wrote.
Yeah, it is “easy to criticize” – because the local yokels so obviously screwed up.
Maybe the Texas GOP is spoiled, and that’s why it’s soft. Ron DeSantis turned Florida red, but the current Lone Star State mandarins did not win over Texas from the Democrats themselves. They inherited a red state, and they do not seem to appreciate their political trust fund any more than some Adderall-addled heiress appreciates hers. That noxious furry Beto came within a few points of knocking off Ted Cruz (in his defense, the GOP establishment seems to dislike him), and the left is constantly targeting the state. What does the Texas GOP do?
Twiddle its thumbs.
It’s soft, and if Ron DeSantis was not setting a potent example it would be even softer. How the hell do you not take the lead on demanding accountability here? Maybe when you run everything you do not want to be seen as upsetting the apple cart, but the apple cart is going to get upset hard if you allow failure to go unaddressed. That cold snap crisis was bad enough – I’d love to pass the blame onto the Dems but there are none in statewide office.
There will be soon, if these people do not get motivated. Where is the “Welcome Wagon” program for new Texans that Glenn “Instapundit” Reynolds has long been advocating? Where are the party-building activities? Where is the leadership? What’s the plan? Sit back and rely on having a less-miserable economy than the blue states?
Yeah, Texas is prosperous, but even if it stays that way under Grandpa Badfinger, prosperous people soon forget why – and apparently so do Republican leaders who cannot imagine a Texas without themselves in command. Well, you guys better – because if you keep up this way it’s coming.
What’s With These Stingy Viking Weirdos?
Okay, Twitter is hell but occasionally you learn something. And I did, about Nordic people. It seems they don’t feed guests. Check out this thread (Caution: NSFW because people are freaking out because it is so weird).
The bottom line is that if you were a kid and in Stockholm and went over to your friend Olaf’s house to play, at dinner time Olaf would ditch you in his bedroom, go off and eat, and you would not be invited to join in.
This is insane to me. And to everyone else without a horn helmet, but a lot of people claim that’s how it works in the arctic.
I don’t know where to go with that except to shake my damn head. We just had a lot of the old gang from San Mateo (where I grew up) over for my dad’s service (BTW – kudos to the outstanding Navy honors team for a powerful final sendoff to LCDR Stephen L. Schlichter). And we were cracking up about how my mom could not keep ice cream or other goodies in the house because we and the neighborhood kids would descend like locust and eat her out of house and home. Of course whoever was around got fed. And it’s not like Scotch-Germans are a particularly giving people, but the idea of starving guests is just bizarre.
Look, it’s not like I’d want their Nordic cuisine – herring? Count me out. But I’m just totally weirded out by this. So are most of the people responding to the thread. It’s so weird. The Cuban in-laws force feed me empanadas every time I show up (which is fine with me). I like to make spaghetti at Christmas (or, actually, the day before, on my birthday – don’t ask) and it’s taken years for abuela to accept that her guest will be cooking for even one day when we are visiting Houston over the holidays.
The whole thing is nuts to me. Luckily, my Townhall VIP column provides a forum to share the insane stuff I come across, political or not.
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