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OPINION

Kennedy Family Hero Che Guevara Captured and Killed 56 Years Ago This Week

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“The U.S. is the great enemy of mankind!…Against those hyenas (Americans) there is no option but extermination!” (Che Guevara, 1962.)

“If the nuclear missiles had remained (in Cuba) we would have fired them against the heart of the U.S. including New York City. To establish socialism rivers of blood must flow. The victory of socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims!” (Che Guevara, 1962.)

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 “My mom loves Che Guevara. Her dog is named Che,” (U.S. Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr, New York Post, April, 15, 2020.)  

“She (Ethel Kennedy) had a very good relationship with Fidel Castro,” RFK Jr. said, noting that she met the controversial Cuban president and revolutionary, who died in 2016, several times in Cuba.

Remember when the media went totally berserk, wild-eyed and frothing at the mouth while accusing Donald Trump’s long-dead father of hob-knobbing with the KKK? The hysteria owed to the elder Fred Trump’s being a bystander at a 1926 parade in Queens at which some (robe and hood-less) KKK members were nearby. 

This might lead one to believe that the media is highly sensitive to how the political beliefs of a parent could influence those of a son in high office, and thereby prove detrimental to our nation’s standards. No? 

Well, have you seen or heard anywhere from this media that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. might be unfit for presidential office because his mother (with whom he is reportedly extremely close) worships – to the point of naming her dog after, and decorating her home with pictures of – a war-mongering, mass-murdering terrorist whose lifelong craving was to exterminate Americans? 

Didn’t think so. 

Such is the Kennedy family’s matriarch groupie-like infatuation with the mass-murdering, Stalinist terrorist whose lifelong craving was to incinerate her, her family and her homeland that she decorated both her Florida home and the Kennedy family’s estate named Hickory Hill in McLean, Virginia, with pictures of Che Guevara.

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And according to Pinterest, the Che Guevara picture at Hickory Hill was (is) located in the late Robert F. Kennedy’s very home office!  

This makes the Che Guevara family presence all the more “fascinating,” considering that John and Robert were America’s twin “commanders-in-chief” during the Cuban Missile Crisis and during the infamous Bay of Pigs treachery. 

Several fascinating questions now arise: Was that Che pic present in RFK’s office in the early 1960s, when he was head of the famous Operation Mongoose, purportedly a Kennedy/CIA plan to assassinate Fidel Castro and overthrow his regime? If so, there’s no indication the Che pic was used as a dartboard, as it sits alongside what are (presumably) revered Kennedy family members. 

Now, if the man (Robert F. Kennedy) tasked with overthrowing the Castro regime kept a cherished picture of Che Guevara in his home office, are there any more questions about why Fidel Castro died peacefully in bed at 90?

At any rate, some of Mom Kennedy seems to have rubbed off on RFK Jr. To wit:

“Despite its poverty, Cuba has managed some impressive accomplishments. Cuba’s government boasts the highest literacy rates for its population of any nation in the hemisphere" ….blah…blah…blah. 

I’ll spare you the rest of RFK Jr’s regurgitations of Castroite propaganda in his article for the Inter Press Service from Jan. 2015, which also predictably denounces one of the crown jewels of post-war U.S. foreign policy: the phenomenally successful and immensely beneficial to the U.S. taxpayer  “Cuba embargo.”

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And speaking of Che Guevara: 

Fifty-six years ago this week, Ernesto "Che" Guevara got a major dose of his own medicine. A day after his capture by U.S.-trained Bolivian rangers, he was declared a murderer, stood against a wall and shot. If the saying "What goes around comes around" ever fit, it's here. 

"When you saw the beaming look on Che's face as his victims were tied to the stake and blasted apart by the firing squad," said a former Cuban political prisoner to this writer, "you saw there was something seriously, seriously wrong with Che Guevara." 

As commander of the La Cabana execution yard, Che often shattered the skull of the condemned man (or boy) by firing the coup de grace himself. When other duties tore him away from his beloved execution yard, he consoled himself by viewing the slaughter. Che's second-story office in La Cabana had a section of wall torn out so he could watch his darling firing-squads at work.

Even as a youth, Ernesto Guevara's writings revealed a serious mental illness. "My nostrils dilate while savoring the acrid odor of gunpowder and blood. Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any vencido that falls in my hands! With the deaths of my enemies I prepare my being for the sacred fight and join the triumphant proletariat with a bestial howl!" This passage is from Ernesto Guevara's famous Motorcycle Diaries, though Robert Redford somehow overlooked it while producing his heart-warming movie.

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The Spanish word vencido, by the way, translates into "defeated" or "surrendered." And indeed, the "acrid odor of gunpowder and blood" very, very rarely reached Guevara's nostrils from anything properly describable as combat. It mostly came from the close-range murders of unarmed and defenseless men (and boys.) Carlos Machado was 15 years old in 1963 when the bullets from the firing squad shattered his body. His twin brother and father collapsed beside Carlos from the same volley. All had resisted Castro and Che's theft of their humble family farm, all refused blindfolds and all died sneering at their Communist murderers, as did thousands of their valiant countrymen.."Viva Cuba Libre! Viva Cristo Rey! Abajo Comunismo!" "The defiant yells would make the walls of La Cabana prison tremble," wrote eyewitness to the slaughter, Armando Valladares.

The one genuine accomplishment in Che Guevara's life was the mass-murder of defenseless men and boys. Under his own gun dozens died. Under his orders thousands crumpled. At everything else Che Guevara failed abysmally, even comically.

During his Bolivian "guerrilla" campaign, Che split his forces whereupon they got hopelessly lost and bumbled around, half-starved, half-clothed and half-shod, without any contact with each other for six months before being wiped out. They didn't even have WWII vintage walkie-talkies to communicate and seemed incapable of applying a compass reading to a map. They spent much of the time walking in circles and were usually within a mile of each other. During this blundering they often engaged in ferocious firefights against each other.

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"You hate to laugh at anything associated with Che, who murdered so many," says Felix Rodriguez, the Cuban-American CIA officer who played a key role in tracking him down in Bolivia. "But when it comes to Che as 'guerrilla' you simply can't help but guffaw."

So for many, the question remains: how did such an incurable doofus, sadist and epic idiot attain such iconic status?

The answer is that this psychotic and thoroughly unimposing vagrant named Ernesto Guevara de la Serna y Lynch had the magnificent fortune of linking up with modern history's top press agent, Fidel Castro, who – from The New York Times' Herbert Matthews in 1957, through CBS's Ed Murrow in 1959 to CBS's Dan Rather, to ABC's Barbara Walters, to NBC's Andrea Mitchell more recently – always had the mainstream media anxiously scurrying to his every beck and call and eating out of his hand like trained pigeons.

Had Ernesto Guevara not linked up with Raul and Fidel Castro in Mexico City that fateful summer of 1955 – had he not linked up with a Cuban exile named Nico Lopez in Guatemala the year before who later introduced him to Raul and Fidel Castro in Mexico City – everything points to Ernesto continuing his life of a traveling hobo, panhandling, mooching off women, staying in flophouses and scribbling unreadable poetry.

Che's image is particularly ubiquitous on college campuses. But in the wrong places. He belongs in the marketing, PR and advertising departments. His lessons and history are fascinating and valuable, but only in light of P.T. Barnum. “One born every minute,” Mr. Barnum? If only you'd lived to see the Che phenomenon. Actually, ten are born every second.

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His pathetic whimpering while dropping his fully-loaded weapons as two Bolivian soldiers approached him on Oct. 8 1967 ("Don't shoot!" I'm Che!" I'm worth more to you alive than dead!") proves that this cowardly, murdering swine was unfit to carry his victims' slop buckets.

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